I completely understand, its the Americans every dam time. Puts the wind up 'em all you know, what with their probes and gizmos!
Look its only a few medical experiments, nothing to worry about really, besides if you don't go, they will be really miserable.
And you know what sulky scientist types are like don't you? No, oh well, you'll get the idea...
It's all that dam desert sand you know, Groomlake's a really dry place, full of UFO's though I hear...
So, what do you say, up for a holiday in the States?
That's it, just a little more, you are almost there, do not fear the enema...
